Character	Actor
Agnes	Somachi Uwakwe
Tilly	Jazzy Maestro
Vera	Sophie Wehrlie & Molly Ouimet (understudy)
Chuck	Anthony Lopez &
Farrah, Extra Cheerleader	Sienna Coward
Miles	Brenden Cline
Steve 1 (vs Orcus), Kobald, Goblin, Tiamat	(combat) Ava Menges
Steve  2 (customer steve), Kobald, Goblin, Tiamat	(combat) Morgan Rottenberry
Steve 3 (vs Faerie), Kobald, Tiamat	(combat) Rose duPont & Olivia BeZanson
Steve 4 (real Steve), Koblad, Tiamat	(combat) Anthony Parker
Steve 5 (vs Cheerleaders) Kobald, Bugbear, Tiamat	(combat) Kiera O’Connell
Steve 6 (Vs Agnes) Koblad, Bugbear	(combat) Clarice Reinwald
Evil Tina	Nora Schultz
Real Tina	Morgan Rottenberry
Evil Gabby	Olivia Brown
Real Gabby	Rose duPont
Lillith	Eden Herrera
Real Lily	Angelica Medina
Kaliope	Ava Ribando
Real Kelly, Extra Gap shopper,	Olivia BeZanson
Extra Gap shopper, Bugbear,Wraith	(combat) Ava Menges
Orcus	Bryan O’Malley & Dominic Drummond
Real Ronnie, Extra Gap Shopper,Wraith, Umberhulk	(combat) Lucas Santos
Narrator	(voice) Lauren Bielawski
Bulette	Brian Vega
Acting Coach	Julianna Giammona
Assistant Director	Robert Nelson

 

 

She Kills Monsters is a comedic and action-packed story about a high school girl who discovers her dead little sister had a life she knew nothing about. Dungeons and Dragons Fantasy Role-Playing Game was the sister’s refuge and a place of freedom.  By the end of the story, the audience can decide who the real monsters are. 

Director: Barnidge
Costume: Koski
Tech; Wickboldt
Fight Choregrapher: Dave Maier
Stage Manager: Frank Brinnkerhoff

 Audition Dates 
Audition August 19 - 22 Audition Sign Up Here
Callbacks August 23
Rehearsals: Monday (fight) 3:30 - 5:30, Tuesday 3:30 - 5:30, Thursday 3:30 - 5:30, 
Tech: 10/28 - 11/6 Monday thru Friday 3:30 - 7:30
Shows: November 7,8,9,10,14,15,16

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SHE KILLS MONSTERS - Please note that all roles are open to all people. If you see a part that you think you can make amazing, go for it.  Please prep a monologue from below -

Tilly – a queer teenage girl obsessed with Dungeons & Dragons. Smart, sarcastic and strong but underneath an insecure, bullied girl

Agnes – Tilly’s older “average” sister, a high school cheerleader who learns about her younger sister’s life by reading her diary

Lilith- Demon Queen, Tilly’s girlfriend, powerful, beautiful and bloodthirsty 

Lily (Human Lilith) - High School friend of Tilly. 

Kaliope- Dark Elf, master tracker, lock-picker, intelligent and above emotions 

Kelly (Human Kaliope) - Tilly’s BFF. Suffers from Cerebal Palsy

Orcus- Overlord of the Underworld, a mellow, surfer-type, giant, red demon 

Ronnie (Human Orcus) - Tilly’s BFF suffers a mild case of Aspebergers.

Chuck- a nerdy teenager, serves as the games’ Dungeon Master, desperately tries to be cool Miles- Agnes’ boyfriend, struggles with commitment, smart jock

Vera- Agnes’ best friend who works at the Gap!, brash, sarcastic and unhelpful

5 Steves-  D&D adventurers who continually appears and die multiple times 

Farah- A cute fairy who is a violent, vicious, badass fighter 

Evil Gabbi & Tina – vampire cheerleaders who bully Tilly in the game and in life THEY DANCE.

Kobalds, Bugbears, Tiamat the Dragon - various monsters, lots of combat and puppetry

I need FIVE - TEN cast members ready to learn stage combat and fight as monsters. These cast members could also double as human versions of the adventurers. The Flinds must be able to jump several feet - fully costumed - off mini trampolines. These ensemble parts are nothing to scoff at. They lead our fantasy, and will be the reason our show is awesome. 

ALL Auditioners will participate in a dance battle to Gonna Make you Sweat by C+C Music Factory. It will look exactly like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqWKOJ6QHfk

Welcome to 1995.

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She Kills Monsters Audition Sides - Please choose one, this does not need to be memorized. You may also be asked to read a scene from the script.

Agnes: Do want to know what my memories of Tilly are? They’re of this little nerdy girl who I never talked to, who I ignored, who I didn’t understand because she didn’t live in the same world as I did. Her world was filled with evil jello molds and lesbian demon queens while mine…had George Michael and leg warmers. I didn’t get her. I assumed I would one day-that she’d grow out of all this-that I’d be able to sit around and ask her about normal things like clothes and TV shows and boys…and as it turns out, I didn’t even know she didn’t like boys. I didn’t know her. That breaks my heart. And now all I have left is this stupid piece of paper and this stupid made up adventure about killing a stupid made up dragon.

Tilly: Are you judging them? I know they’re geeky, I’m geeky, we’re all geeks. Everyone else cared that I was geeky. They never let me forget it. I mean until I died in a car crash and then suddenly, wow, I’m the most popular girl in school. Why do we play? We play because it’s awesome. It’s about adventures and saving the world and having magic. And maybe, in some small teeny capacity, I guess it might have a little to do with wish fulfillment. Kelly gets to walk again and Ronnie gets to be super strong and me? I get the girl. 

Farrah: Look, you overgrown sack of stupid, just cause I’m pretty don’t mean I won’t break your face. Seriously, did you see a sign on the way in here that said “Petting Zoo”? Then don’t try to touch me! Now get out of my magically enchanted forest, freakzoids. Nice? Do I sound Canadian to you? Ain’t no one gonna be nice all the fairy time. Faeries are happy. No one said nice. HAP-PY. And I’m brimming like mad with some magical happiness. And guess what makes me happiest? Laying the smackdown on any lame adventurers who decide to trespass on my magically enchanted forest!

Lillith: The Elf is correct, love. You indeed made Agne’s the Asshatted’s love companion into a big cube of demonic gelatin. Though I find you monocking your sister incredibly sexy, shouldn’t we, you know, kill this giant cube of jello before it kills us? Tillius - You always know, you have my blade.

Kaliope: What’s wrong Agnes the Asshated? By the droop of your shoulders and your downwards gaze, it would indicate that you troubled somehow. Though we elves may have heightened speed, agility, strength and attractiveness, we’re unfortunatelty lacking in” emotional awareness.” We are above emotion. That’s a human trait.

VERA: Oh come on. Be honest with me, Miles. You don’t care about her. You only care that she’s a cheerleader and you’re a football jock and it fits nicely within your two dimensional high school dating paradigm. You idiot! You’ve been together over a year and all you’ve said to her so far is, “I really really like you.” That girl deserves more than that. More than some jock in oversized jeans. You’re just some dude. And she is Agnes. My Agnes. Your resume has got to be far more impressive than that to impress me.

Chuck: My homies just call me simply DM Biggs cause, you know, I’m “big” where it counts. As in MY BRAIN! Not because I’m fat. Seriously, it really has nothing to do with body mass index, I’m actually in pretty good shape and my D&D IQ is da bomb! What? You were expecting some near? Cause I’m no nerd. I’m a straight up lady-killah! Yeah, I got a girlfriend! She’s not from here though. She lives up in New York and you know what they say about them New York honey’s – them girlies are cray cray! Well, we haven’t officially met….I mean, in person. We met on the internet. You’ve been on the intern, right? Have you ever been to New York? I’ve been there. Seen the Statue of Liberty. Empire State building. Hard Rock Café. Pretty awesome. 

Orcus: Man, you’re gonna make me miss Quantum Leap! Have you ever seen Quantum Leap? The dude time travels…through time…by leaping INTO different bodies. Different BODIES, yo, and putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home. But for YOU, to be able to face the Tiamat, you must fight and defeat all three of its guardians, the Big Bosses of New Landia. And each one of them are totally badass so – most likely- one if not all of you will die before you get there. So, yeah, you gotta do that….OR we can chill out in my cave and rock us some Thursday Night Must-See TV! Who’s feeling me? No?  Really, none of you guys are into ER?

Narrator (and Monster): In a time before Facebook, Worlds of Warcraft and Massive Multiplayer Online RPG’s, there once existed simply a game. Forged by the hands of nerds, crafted in the minds of geeks, and so advanced in its advanciness it would take a whole second edition to contain all its mighty geekery. And here in the land of Ohio during the year of 1995, one of the rarest types of geeks walked the earth. A Dungeon Master without fear, prejudice, or a penis. This nerd was a girl-nerd, the most uncommon form of nerd in the world and her name was Tilly Evans. But this story isn’t about her. This story is about her sister Agnes, the girl who never left home.

Miles: (to freshman)  Okay, man. Who are you?  Why are you here?  Whoa… You are my girlfriend’s “secret friend”? Hold up. She didn’t tell you about me. Look. I don’t even know what you’re talking about. But I do know it probably means I’m gonna have to kick your ass.  Right here. Right now. Le’s Go. 

(Later to Vera) Hey, can I talk to you for a minute? I need advice. Agnes is chetating on me with a freshman. You’re fine with your best friend fooling around with a fish? Fish. Freshman. Same thing. What do I do? I don’t want to break up with her. You don’t think I appreciate her? You think I’m standing here in the middle of The Gap fighting with her best friend because I just think she’s “cute”? Are you crazy? Of course I “L-Bomb” her. But, Vera, she lost her sister. There’s other things on her mind than me. I’ve just been taking it slow. For her. You’re not the only person in the world who wants to protect her. (Beat) Doesn’t matter either way, because she’s now dating a freshman. 

The Evil (Bully-Dancing) cheerleaders are taunting Tilly. Make them EVIL. 

Evil Gabbi: I think the reason why she was looking at you, Evil Tina, is because she has the hots for you.             Tilly shakes her head no.

Evil Tina: You don’t have the hots for me?  So, are you saying I am ugly? 

Evil Gabbi: Sorry, Evil Tina is just so sentitive about her looks.    Tilly shakes her head no

Evil Tina. Then, you do think I’m pretty. Well, of course you think I’m pretty... dyke! 

Evil Gabbi: She doesn’t mean to be mean to you. I like you. I do. Do you want to join our club? The awesome Evil Club?

Evil Tina: Okay. Sit right here and don’t turn around. Tina and Gabbi gigggle. Gabbi crosses to Tilly.

Evil Gabbi: Okay. All you have to do to get into the awesome Evil Club is makeout with me for one whole minute.

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Monday		8/26	3:30 - 5:30	Stage Combat
Tuesday		8/27	3:30 - 5:30	Read Thru
Thursday		8/29	3:30 - 5:30	Scene 1 - 3
Monday (No School)		9/2 *	3:30 - 5:30	Stage Combat
Tuesday		9/3	3:30 - 5:30	Scene 4 -5
Thursday		9/5	3:30 - 5:30	Scene 6 - 8
Monday		9/9	3:30 - 5:30	Stage Combat
Tuesday		9/10	3:30 - 5:30	Stumble Thru Scene 1 - 8
Thursday*		9/12	3:30 - 5:00 (early out)	Scene 9 - 11
Monday		9/16	3:30 - 5:30	Stage Combat
Tuesday		9/17	3:30 - 5:30	Clean as needed 1 - 11
Thursday		9/19	3:30 - 5:30	RUN Scene 1 - 11
Monday		9/23	3:30 - 5:30	Stage Combat
Tuesday		9/24	3:30 - 5:30	Scene 12-13
Thursday		9/26	3:30 - 5:30	Scene 14
Monday		9/30	3:30 - 5:30	Stage Combat
Tuesday		10/1	3:30 - 5:30	Scene 15
Thursday		10/3	3:30 - 5:30	Scene 14 - 15
Monday		10/7	3:30 - 5:30	Stage Combat
Tuesday		10/8	3:30 - 5:30	Scene 16
Thusday		10/10	3:30 - 5:30	Scene 11-15
Monday (no school)		10/14*	3:30 - 5:30	Stage Combat
Tuesday		10/15	3:30 - 5:30	Scene 16
Thursday		10/17	3:30 - 5:30	CLEAN Scene 1 - 11
Monday		10/21	3:30 - 5:30	RUN ALL STAGE COMABT
Tuesday		10/22	3:30 - 5:30	CLEAN Scene 12-16
Thursday		10/24	3:30 - 5:30	Clean
Monday		10/28	3:30 -	Dry Tech (Possible stage combat clean)
Tuesday		10/29	3:30 - 7:30	Tech
Wednesday		10/30	3:30 - 7:30	Tech
Thursday		10/31	3:30 - 7:30	Tech
Friday		11/1	3:30 - 7:30	Tech
Monday		11/4	3:30 - 7:30	Tech
Tuesday		11/5	3:30 - 7:30	Tech
Wednesday		11/6	3:30 - 7:30	Tech
Thursday		11/7	5:00-10:00	Banquet, & Opening Night
SHOWS				11/7,8,9,10,14,15,16

 

	Opening Cast Shows: April 4, 6, 11	Closing Cast Shows: April 5,7,13
ELIZA DOOLITTLE	NORA  SCHULTZ	LAUREN BIELAWSKI
HENRY HIGGINS	BEN MAIER	DANTE WILLAMS
COLONEL HUGH PICKERING	JEFF GILBERT	ROBERT  NELSON
ALFRED DOOLITTLE	DREW ORTEGA	JUSTIN CAMPO
MRS HIGGINS	KATIE CALLAHAN	MAGNET HEISKELL
MRS. EYNSFORD HILL	ALANA DALLMANN	ISABELLAJANE BAERLANG
CLARA HILL	ALEXIA MARQUEZ	BRANNA SUNDY
FREDDY HILL	DEREK ROSALES	LUCAS SANTOS
MRS. PEARCE	JULIANNA GIAMMONA	JULIANNA GIAMMONA
YOUNG FLOWER GIRL / PARLOUR MAID	ROSE DUPONT	VICTORIA FLORES RODRIGUEZ
HARRY	AIDAN ROE	JOHN LAURENCE
JAMIE	JESSICA PULVER	AVA RIBANO
ELDERLY WOMAN / WASHER	KATIE STYRLUND	KATIE STYRLUND
LORD BOXINGTON /CLEANER	CAMERON KATZ	CAMERON KATZ
LADY BOXINGTON / KITCHEN	ARIANA CARRA	ARIANA CARRA
SARCASTIC BYSTANDER / KITCHEN	RACHEL GOTVALD	RACHEL GOTVALD
Asistant Director	Ellen Bezanson	Ellen Bezanson
Stage Manager	Frank Brinkerhoff	Frank Brinkerhoff
Dramaturg	SammiE Marchetti	SammiE Marchetti

 

Audition Information for the spring play Pygmalion by Bernard Shaw

English Dialect Workshop Dec 4, 3:30 – 5:30 in the Theatre
Register here: https://goo.gl/forms/DRWwVxIpqvOrsmOp1

Auditions for Pygmalion are Dec 10 – Dec 14.  
Register here: https://www.signupgenius.com/go/30e0e4da9ab2faaf94-audition

Please prepare one monologue from the the provided list below.
Monologues are here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1hU1wtCtSTqWKVq6C9O4AK7e27G_cNoXF3cUqwSVQIb0/edit?usp=sharing

Character	Played by
Pete	Luke Trujillo
Dinner Patron	Luke Trujillo
Restaurant Patron	Luke Trujillo
War Scene Marine	Luke Trujillo
Sergeant	Robert Nelson
Restaurant Patron	Robert Nelson
Returning Wounded Vet	Robert Nelson
Marcy	Eden Herrera / Charlie Stokes
Mama	Jessica Pulver / Abby Denton
Solo Dancer	Jessica Pulver / Abby Denton
Eddie Birdlace (Marine)	Jeff Gilbert
Bernstein (Marine)	Justin Campo
Boland (Marine)	Brian Vega
Fector (Marine)	John Laurence
Stevens (Marine)	Brenden Cline
Gibbs (Marine)	Andrew Ortega
Rose Fenny	Julianna Giamonna / Alana Dallmann
Lounge Singer (That Face)	Andrew Dante
Bus Driver	Andrew Dante
War Scene Marine	Andrew Dante
Chippy	SammiE Marchetti
Nicky (Hey Good Looking)	SammiE Marchetti
Prelude / Blast Off / Give Way Soloist	SammiE Marchetti
Big Tony	Toni Hudalla
Steven's Date	Toni Hudalla
Hippie Hendrix	Toni Hudalla
Waiter	Liam Lettire
Hippie Armstrong	Liam Lettire
Dogfight Marine	Liam Lettire
War Scene Marine	Liam Lettire
Ruth Two Bears	Jazzy Maestro
Hippie Peace	Jazzy Maestro
Peggy	Olivia Brown
Hippie Love	Olivia Brown
Dogfight Marine Date	Olivia Brown
Hippie Woodstock	Grace Hatfield
Restaurant Patron	Grace Hatfield
Sergeant's Dogfight Date	Grace Hatfield
Bus Passenger Dad	Cameron Katz
Dogfight Bartender	Cameron Katz
Restaurant Patron	Cameron Katz
War Scene Marine	Cameron Katz
Bus Passenger College Kid	Anthony Parker
Dogfight Marine	Anthony Parker
War Scene Marine	Anthony Parker
Libby	Eunice Casa
Dogfight Marine Date	Eunice Casa
Restaurant Patron	Eunice Casa
Bus Passenger Mom	Maggie Heiskell
Suzette (Fector's Date)	Maggie Heiskell
Give Way Soloist	Maggie Heiskell
Dance CAPTAIN	Nora Schultz

Crew

Stage Manager: Dante B.E. Williams
Asst. Stage Manager: Frank Brinkerhoff
Director: Ms. Meredith Barnidge
Asst Director: Ellen Benzanson
Technical Director: Mr. Thomas Wickboldt
Costume and Make up: Ms. Michelle Koski
Choreographer: Ms. Williams
Dance Captain: Nora Schultz
Music Director: Mr. Phair
Music Director Assistant: Andrew Dante
House manager: Lucas Santos

Character	Cast	Shadow Cast
	Show 11/9,10,11,12,18*	Tech 11/15, Show 11/16
Ponyboy Michael Curtis (Past)	Nico Schmidt	Nico Schmidt
Ponyboy Michael Curtis (Present)	Lucas Santos	Lucas Santos
Sodapop Patrick Curtis	Alvaro Vazquez	Derek Rosales (*additional show on 11/18)
Darrel (Darry) Curtis	Colton Hall	Jeff Gilbert
Johnny Cade	Cameron Katz	Dirk Tolson III
Keith (Two-Bit) Matthews	Andrew Ortega	Joseph Guelld
Dallas (Dally) Winston	Cooper McAdoo	Cooper McAdoo
Tim Shephard / Jerry	Griffin Hunt	Griffin Hunt
Curly Shephard / Doctor	Ben Maier	Ben Maier
Sylvia / Ms. O’Brient	Megan Nixon	Megan Nixon
Sandy	Brooke Phillips	Jessica Pulver
Steve Randle	Matthew Herin	Matthew Herin
Evie	Ellen Bezanson	Ellen Bezanson
Buck Merril / Nurse Beaux / Cop	Ted Zelenskyy	Ted Zelenskyy
Cherry Valance	Isabella Hermelin	Catie Callahan
Marcia	Julianna Giamona	Jaleh Wooten
Randy Adderson	Quinn Smalling	John Laurence
Bob Sheldon / Mr. Syme / Cop	Brenden Cline	Brenden Cline
Nurse Betty	Ellen Bezanson	Ellen Benzanson
David (Soc)	Jack Reed	Jack Reed
Paul (Soc)	Trace Tammaro	Trace Tammaro
Greg (Soc)	Austin Elder	Austin Elder
Peter (Soc)	Brendan O’Reilly	Brendan O’Reilly
Jan / Johnny’s Mom	Nora Shultz	Nora Schultz
Mike (Soc)	Nick Brdar	Nick Brdar

SCHEDULE:
Thursday, November 9 @ 7:00
Friday, November 10 @ 7:00
Saturday, November 11 @ 7:00
Sunday, November 12 @ 2:00
Thursday, November 16 @ 7:00
Saturday, November 18 @ 7:00